"Oh dear, it seems you've stumbled into a haunted house. That was jolly irresponsible of you. Well, it appears you're trapped inside now, best get to solving this structure's unresolved spiritual trauma or otherwise, you'll become part of it..."

Create and explore haunted houses using this game's house and story generator. Have your distinctly average and unskilled characters try (probably unsuccessfully) to fight against ghosts, ghouls and whatever else these agonised abodes throw at them.

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